Saturday, March 6, 2010
Be Careful What You Wish For
The hubs and I were watching TV when a commercial for the movie “Precious” came on.
Joe: I have no desire to ever see that movie.
Me: Mo’Nique is almost guaranteed to win an Oscar for it.
Joe: Good for Mo'Nique.
Me: She probably won’t shave her legs for the Oscars. She doesn’t for anything else.
Joe: Why doesn’t she shave her legs?
Me: Just doesn’t feel the need to I guess.
Joe: Well that’s just kind of gross.
Me: She and her husband supposedly have an “open marriage”.
Me: Yeah, so if you’ve ever wanted to get with Mo’Nique, here’s your chance.
Joe: So you’re saying we have an open marriage, too?
Me – Only when it comes to Mo’Nique.
Joe – Well that sucks.
Me – Yeah, well….
Joe – That’s like saying you can cheat on your diet and eat whatever you want as long as it’s poop.